I just realized you’re the Daniel Biss to my John Green. Did you know that I just finished reading all of his books except TFiOS? Because I did. Just wanted to say hi!
Best Wishes!
What’s a nice way to say get the fucking fuck out of my house you goddamn mooching twats. The only way I can think of is “Please get the fucking fuck out of my house you goddamn mooching twats.” and my parents simply refuse to say that to these people. Any ideas for me?